The Pirate made me do it

I know that the radio stations generally suck in this city, however there are not a lot of options. Yes, I do listen to C95 for that reason specifically.

After hearing Rambling Dave's Ramble this morning, I must comment. It is probably the best Ramble I have heard come out of Dave's mouth. He remarked on how his young son taught him about why men are the way they are. "When my son was 5 years old, he step off the curb before the walk light changed, I asked him why he would do something like that and he responded 'the pirate made me do it'." "Men are the way they are because they all have a pirate in their heads, when your wife is asking you about why the dishes didn't get done, it was because the pirate leads me downstairs to the computer. Sometimes the pirate breaks free of the shackles and gets out."

Of course this is not word for word, but a summary none the less. It made me laugh, and it does seeming fitting.