Take note...
*It is generally understood that Scissors can beat Paper, and Rock can beat
Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. How could this
possibly happen? Is Paper supposed to magically "wrap around" Rock,
rendering it immobile? Why the hell can't Paper do this to Scissors? Screw
Scissors, why can't paper suffocate students as they attempt to take notes
in class? I'll tell you why: *
*BECAUSE PAPER CAN'T BEAT ANYBODY!*
*A rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play
Rock/Paper/Scissors, I always choose Rock. Then when somebody claims to
have beaten me with their paper, I punch them in the face with my already
clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought that paper would
protect you"… *
1 comment:
Way to go!!! I tried to tell this to my hubby, (a vampire gamer),a long time ago, but he was all, "No way man, paper beats rock".
LARP-ers are just a strange bunch, with their Rock Paper Scissors rules... :-)
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