Feeling better?

Alright Sinus Cold, I think it's about time for you to leave. You've infested my sinuses for long enough, and I am fairly sick and tired of blowing my nose, scratching my eyes, and trying to soothe the pain you cause in my head.

I realize that my body has not co-operated over the last couple of weeks by not sleeping, but come on, enough is enough. I am sick of being sick, and I am sick of not sleeping, so let's co-operate here and get on with the feeling better.

I seem to be feeling better this evening, but my body may have other things in mind this evening and not want to fall asleep - AGAIN - and knowing your past behaviour, you'll decide tomorrow morning that you want to hang around for a couple more days. I am sure you've gotten pretty comfortable in there, but I think it's time for you to move on. I think it would be best for you decide to leave on your own, because it's not going to be very nice when Antibiotic arrives tomorrow after my visit to the Dr. You've heard the stories from your cousins, and I'm sure you don't want to end up like them, do you?

So let's just call a truce. You've had a good run, and me, well, I don't think I got anything out of this deal. So why don't you just move on to the next victim.

Thank you!